I will now talk about Yoga

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Fifty-Cent Word, blah blah blah. Fifty-Five-Cent Word, blah blah blah blah.

Blah-blahasana. I practiced it eighteen BILLION times today. Blah blah blah. It’s not about the physical blah blah blah. I only do it for the spiritual blah blah blah.

Famous Yogi says blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Sanskrit-blah blah blah. Hindu god blah blah blah blah. Don’t remind me of the truth because I will destroy you blah blah blah.

What the world needs now is love sweet blah blah blah, peace, save the children, save the rescue dogs, hate all things republican but love love love, blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah, if you don’t agree with me, you’re stoooopit and just not very good at backbends. Blah blah blah.

YC

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8 Responses to I will now talk about Yoga

  1. dagny_finds_faith says:

    blah blahasana! HAHAHA!! that's funny, I don't care who you are.

  2. m&mchi says:

    thank you for saying this. it is precisely how i feel today after 2 years of teaching 10 classes per week. thank you.

  3. LI Ashtangini says:

    LOL, Cranky today!

  4. travelingyogini says:

    I feel your pain but the fact is that yoga feels good both physically and emotionally if you don't loAd it up with too much baggage- don't bestow too much authority on teachers and don't look for eternal divinely inspires rules. It can be part of a good life.

  5. damu. just dumb. says:

    So funny. Who knew yoga could be so entertaining!

  6. Anonymous says:

    You may want to rename this blog "Chickie." A lot of the yoga aspects seem to be irritating you at present. Still, you write funny stuff even if your backbends suck.

  7. Susan says:

    Ter-totally!

  8. YogaforCynics says:

    Gotta say, I agree with you completely…

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