This is Susan, also known as Samastithi, which is pronounced “Sah-MAHS-Tit-Tee-HEE”, at least when I say it. Samasthiti (notice I am not spelling it in any consistent way, because I don’t really know how to spell it in English. Or in Sanskrit, for that matter) has an eponymously named blog.
Sam and I have not always been on the best of terms, shall we say. There have been times when she has banned me from her blog altogether. I think I am allowed back now. She said that I kissed her ass enough, and it wore her down.
I can understand that, especially since she must be really tired, what with having to keep her really cute boyfriend satisfied (her husband does NOT know about this, so please do not tell him). This is Susan’s boyfriend, Carl:
Isn’t he cute?
Carl also has a blog.
I don’t read it much these days because his stat counter is so sophisticated that I fear that if I read his blog, he will know everything about me, including my social security number, bra size and LSAT score. No, actually, that’s not true. I just don’t read much of anything these days. If I did, I would definitely spend more time on Carl’s blog. Isn’t he CUTE?? I mean, look at him, girls. That smile! That trout! Those suspenders!
Carl’s blog is called Sweat and Fire, otherwise known as Morning on My Mat. And that is precisely what Carl’s blog is about. There’s another blog called “My Beloved Homemade Kayak” or something like that. You can find it on Carl’s profile page for blogger. Definitely read it.
If I have failed to link to you, and you feel that failure is in error, please let me know, and we can see what we can do about it.