I know that if, God FORBID, kinehura, puh puh puh, my child went missing for four years and then miraculously turned up, one of the first things I would make sure to do would be to go on Oprah, and while I was at it, I would be sure to make sure that the kid came with.
“Honey, can you get the phone? I’m in the middle of Guiding Light, and I think that Savannah is just about to confess to Byron that she married Tyrance while Byron was in a coma.”
“Goshdangit, alright then…..heeeeello?………what’s that? You say you’ve got Shawn? SHAWN? Good lord……hang on….hon, the police say they’ve found Shawn! After all these years!”
“OH MY GOD! It’s a miracle!!!!!! We’re going to get to go on Oprah!”
“No kidding, that was her on the phone.”